thequeenvevo:

she got her

nostalgiaultra:

Gary’s Sex Tips #1002

If she calls out her ex boyfriend’s name in bed go to his house and kiss him. See what the dick about! See what all the fuss is about!

hattedmistress:

oneeyedhaise:

mother i must feed

Mother, why do you cry?

hattedmistress:

oneeyedhaise:

mother i must feed

Mother, why do you cry?

batrnanglij:

Hello, everybody. This is going to be extremely explicit. So… if you don’t like swearing, um, or angry people — from Wisconsin — then turn your mothereffing camera off NOW. I just got back from Bath and Body Works and I am going to start from the veeery beginning. (sigh) I’m so…

reinventingthekarmicwheel:

girl: i love you

me: welcome to the club

girl: *gets offended and walks away*

me: …u were the first member

like if u cried